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Let justice be done
The SpectatorT he US mid-term election results have many lessons, but one of them, as Christopher Caldwell argues on page 14, is that most Americans believe that the war in Iraq is over, and...
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R ing ring ... ‘John Humphrys speaking.’ ‘Oh that’s wonderful because
The SpectatorI just know I can help you!’ This has been happening a lot in the past week or two. Heaven knows how total strangers get my number, but they do. Maybe it’s divine intervention....
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Reid ‘wants some Etonian blood on his hands’. But so does Brown
The SpectatorT he most famous political quotations come not from politicians but the wickedness of headline writers. Although Jim Callaghan never said ‘Crisis? What crisis?’, the phrase...
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SUNDAY
The SpectatorAm sleeping on the bunk bed at Dave and Sam’s. The atmosphere is v tense. We don’t know when they will come for us, but we know they will come and when they do we have to be...
MONDAY Jed chased me out of kitchen this morning for
The Spectatorfrightening the children. Godammit one of them dropped a piece of rainforest into the Brabantia! OK, so it was in the form of a lollipop stick but that’s not what the headline’s...
TUESDAY
The SpectatorHours to go until announcement, and we still can’t decide whether to create a new post of Shadow Minister for Love. Personally, I’m with Dave on this. If love really is the...
WEDNESDAY Mr Swayne has discovered a horrifying plot to destroy
The Spectatorthe Speaker! He walked in on the plotters in a basement room with just minutes to spare before PMQs. Luckily, quick-thinking Dezzy managed to avert disaster by locking the door...
THURSDAY V exciting. Am off on regional tour to persuade
The Spectatorpeople in the north that we care about the NHS. (And what better way to show we care than to go all that way!) It’ll be a bit of a squeeze in the back of the Lexus. Hope Mr...
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The message of this wipeout is that Americans believe they’ve lost the war
The SpectatorChristopher Caldwell says that the mid-term elections were a landslide in which the Republicans paid a heavy price for Iraq, for sexual scandals and for ugly campaigning....
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The trial of a man like Saddam shouldn’t be fair
The SpectatorAlasdair Palmer says that the proceedings in Baghdad were far from perfect, but a much better option than the international tribunal favoured by so many lawyers W hen Mohammed...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMy husband has been trying to interest me in the architecture of the stations on the Jubilee line on the London Underground. Some of them — Westminster and Canary Wharf — are...
‘I’ve been arrested for peeling potatoes?’
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke hovers in the blood-soaked limbo of a Plymouth police station, where he discovers a nostalgia for the days when police custody was a little more robust I t’s ten...
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‘The neocons are just utopians on steroids’
The SpectatorAllister Heath talks to John Hulsman, a rising star of the Republican party, who has rejected neoconservatism but remains committed to fighting al-Qa’eda and global Islamism H...
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I’ll never eat lunch in this town again
The SpectatorThe trouble with lunch, writes Rachel Johnson , is that it takes all day, serves no purpose and makes you feel bloated. Tea is so much better. Ladies who don’t lunch, unite! A...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorWhatever the eventual result of the West’s incursion into Iraq, the Iraqi people will have to rewrite their history to make sense of the occupation. Doubtless the West will try...
Ms Bland’s joke wasn’t funny, but it struck home
The SpectatorThere is an obvious connection between immigration to Britain and emigration from these shores, says Rod Liddle , but we are frightened of admitting it A pparently almost a...
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Wrong about Oxford
The SpectatorFrom Bill Troop Sir: Oxford’s new prize-winning graduate ‘Charlie’ Boss evidently did not learn enough during his time there (‘Is Oxford about to get rid of its...
Hot air on climate change
The SpectatorFrom Tristan Gooley Sir: I find myself among the weary majority who share a genuine concern for the environment and a mild revulsion at sensationalism on the subject. David...
Heads they win
The SpectatorFrom Mitchell Symons Sir: Further to Rachel Johnson’s claim that there is a paucity of ex-head boys and girls in public life (‘To be expelled is the mark of genius’, 28...
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From William Shawcross Sir: In his letter critical of my
The Spectatorsupport for the US and British commitment to Iraq, Jonathan Mirsky asserts that the ‘brutal truth’, in Iraq as in Vietnam, ‘is that the insurgents are far more willing to die...
Blair’s war crimes
The SpectatorFrom J.G. Cluff Sir: I expect that I am not the only Spectator reader to have become exasperated by your consistent support for the Bush/Blair axis of incompetence in Iraq and...
A time for tiles for all
The SpectatorFrom Malcolm Knott Sir: Not only are gentlemen in period drama given anachronistic wedding rings; they are also robbed of their hats (Letters, 4 November). Until the late 1930s...
Flawed state building
The SpectatorFrom Michael Shuttleworth Sir: Matthew d’Ancona (‘How to build the peace’, 4 November) lets Paddy Ashdown off very lightly. Five years of non-conflict and raising state...
Irony down under
The SpectatorFrom Dov Midalia Sir: Paul Johnson’s (And another thing, 28 October) nod to Australian nicknames failed to mention their ironic tendency: a red-haired man is invariably Blue, a...
Everyone else pollutes
The SpectatorFrom Madeleine Cutts-Watson Sir: H.O. Mounce (Letters, 21 October) has completely missed Charles Moore’s point. He says his mother never travelled far out of her home town; but...
Toorop was a Dutchman
The SpectatorFrom Helma Drukker Sir: Thank you very much for the informative review of the James Ensor exhibition in Ostend (Arts, 4 November). However, Mark Glazebrook names Toorop as a...
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It was too risky for Chavez to be seen with a left-wing extremist like Livingstone
The SpectatorA n ‘embarrassed’ Mayor Livingstone was reported this week to have flown back to London from Caracas. President Hugo Chavez had ‘shunned’ him. The official reason for Señor...
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Keeping your cigar close to your heart
The SpectatorSubtle and stylish, the Mogul from Pink has a breast pocket designed for a gentleman’s favourite accessory A ccording to Rudyard Kipling, ‘A woman is only a woman, but a good...
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Remember your Latin? Don’t all speak at once!
The SpectatorA n optimist, listing for me the reasons that the deplorable state of the world is not quite as bad as we think, cited, as one of them, ‘the Latin revival’. Oh, is there one? I...
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The promise of real profits from a weird virtual world
The SpectatorCosmo Lush explores the bizarre byways of Second Life, the latest internet phenomenon, and explains how big brands plan to make money out of it M y name is Cosmic Finucane. I...
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Flawless, timeless, almost priceless
The SpectatorWhite diamonds are the world’s most expensive gems. The ideal stone is like a piece of ice, whiter than white, graded ‘D’, the purest possible grading, and cut with exquisite...
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A year in exile, but still in the game
The SpectatorRichard Orange meets Bill Browder, the investor who is banned from Russia but remains bullish about its future B ill Browder is strangely apologetic for the grandeur of his...
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What makes a great businessman: a silver tongue or a killer instinct?
The Spectator‘W ho’s the most impressive business leader you’ve ever met?’ I asked a group of senior executives the other night. I confess I interjected the question (as I do here) to enable...
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The monster we hate to love
The SpectatorW hat is it about fruit? There is no more searing passage in the memoirs of Auberon Waugh than the bit when three bananas reach the Waugh household in the worst days of postwar...
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When our servants become our masters
The SpectatorRobert Salisbury T HATCHER AND S ONS by Simon Jenkins Allen Lane, £20, pp. 384, ISBN 0713995955 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his country is incompetently governed....
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Making sense of crazy times
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann D IARIES , 1969-1979: T HE P YTHON Y EARS by Michael Palin Weidenfeld, £16.99, pp. 650, ISBN 0297844369 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is a...
The tyranny of nanny
The SpectatorNicholas Harman B IG B ABIES by Michael Bywater Granta, £14.99, pp. 262, ISBN 1862078831 ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 G rumpy grand-dads do their job best when,...
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Teasers lurking in the shadows
The SpectatorSandy Balfour A-Z OF C ROSSWORDS : I NSIGHTS INTO THE T OP S ETTERS AND THEIR P UZZLES by Jonathan Crowther Collins, £17.99, pp. 342, ISBN 0007229232 ✆ £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Escape into happiness
The SpectatorA. N. Wilson G RASS S EED IN J UNE by John Martin Robinson Michael Russell, £16.95, pp. 175, ISBN 9780859553018 T he central and the longest part of this all too brief memoir...
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When all the clocks have stopped
The SpectatorSebastian Smee T HE R OAD by Cormac McCarthy Picador, £16.99, pp. 226, ISBN 033044753X ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A great many unspeakable things happen in the...
In praise of unwanted gerundives
The SpectatorPhilip Womack A MO , A MAS , A MAT ... A ND A LL T HAT : H OW TO B ECOME A L ATIN L OVER by Harry Mount Short Books, £12.99, pp. 269, ISBN 1904977545 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Carrying on with gusto
The SpectatorJonathan Cecil HELLO! by Leslie Phillips Orion, £18.99, pp. 406, ISBN 0752868896 ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘W hen you reach your seventies,’ mused a once...
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Putting Bradford on the map
The SpectatorFrancis King B RIGHT D AY by J. B. Priestley Great Northern, £14.99, pp. 320, ISBN 1905080182 ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is one of the three best of J. B....
Pea-soupers and telegraphic paralysis
The SpectatorJudith Flanders A D ICTIONARY OF V ICTORIAN L ONDON : A N A-Z OF THE G REAT METROPOLIS by Lee Jackson Anthem Press, £12.99, pp. 180, ISBN 1843312301 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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The shadowy world of secrets
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot C HURCHILL ’ S M AN OF M YSTERY : D ESMOND M ORTON AND THE W ORLD OF I NTELLIGENCE by Gillian Bennett Routledge, £49.95, pp. 404, ISBN 9780415394307 ✆ £39.96...
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One of those who simply are
The SpectatorJonathan Keates K ATE : T HE W OMAN WHO WAS K ATHARINE H EPBURN by William J. Mann Faber, £18.99, pp. 621, ISBN 0571229778 ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘I don’t want...
A last, affectionate look
The SpectatorFiona Maddocks T CHAIKOVSKY : T HE M AN AND HIS M USIC by David Brown Faber, £25, pp.460, ISBN 0571231942 ✆ £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T hree decades ago, in one of...
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Yo-ho-ho and a barrel of crude
The SpectatorMalcolm Deas P IRATES OF THE C ARIBBEAN : A XIS OF H OPE by Tariq Ali Verso, £14.99, pp. 224, ISBN 184467102X ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T ariq Ali, the Johnny...
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Winning against the odds
The SpectatorEd Smith T HE B LIND S IDE by Michael Lewis W. W. Norton, £14.99, pp. 288, ISBN 039306123X ✆ £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 H ow serious a subject is sport? We know it...
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Siegfried turns Russian
The SpectatorA complete production of Wagner’s Ring cycle is always a major cultural event, especially if it is done on four consecutive evenings, so that the great vision of the work takes...
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Forging ahead
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth David Smith: Sculptures Tate Modern, until 21 January 2007 ‘I am going to work to the best of my ability to the day I die, challenging what’s given to me,’...
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Stone jewels
The SpectatorLaura Gascoigne Art at the Rockface Millennium Galleries, Sheffield, until 7 January 2007 S heffield seems to be in a constant state of redevelopment. Last time I went, the...
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Identity crisis
The SpectatorStuart Nicholson T he re-release of Europeana , an evanescent album by pianist Joachim Kühn and the Hanover Philharmonic Orchestra, once again raises the question of whether...
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Picture this
The SpectatorRoderic Dunnett In the Face of History: European Photographers in the 20th Century Barbican Art Gallery, until 28 January 2007 T he title of this absorbing, stylishly laidout...
Enduring love
The SpectatorMichael Tanner The Marriage of Figaro ENO La Bohème Royal Opera T his week each of London’s two opera houses staged a work which has claims to being among the three or four...
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Mixed blessings
The SpectatorTom Rosenthal Literary Circles Fitzwilliam Museum, Cambridge, until 30 December T he subtitle ‘Artist, Author, Word and Image in Britain 1800–1920’ sets out the aim of one of...
Brains and voice
The SpectatorPeter Phillips W ith the flourish of a pen, or however these things are done, the Warden and Fellows of Merton College, Oxford last week established in principle a new choral...
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House of misery
The SpectatorHarry Mount Y ou won’t find a grander monument to failed marriage than the Mount, the New England picture-book palace built by Edith Wharton a century ago. Wharton was a house...
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Good time twangery
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann T he journalist and broadcaster Danny Baker recently admitted that, getting on in years, he listens to almost nothing these days other than country music. I can...
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Best in show
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan J ust as embroiderers working in the late 11th century will not have appreciated the achievement that was the Bayeux Tapestry until they stood well back at the...
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Of vice and men
The SpectatorToby Young Cabaret Lyric The Cryptogram Donmar R eading the obituaries of William Styron last week, I was surprised to learn about the controversy surrounding the publication...
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Light entertainment
The SpectatorDeborah Ross T his film is a perfectly amiable yet inconsequential rom-com, so if perfectly amiable yet inconsequential romcoms are your thing, you’re basically in clover. What...
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Going for gold
The SpectatorKate Chisholm W here have all the billions gone? asked a refreshingly unpolitical investigation into the Iraq war on the BBC World Service. Baghdad Billions , presented by Mark...
Growing pains
The SpectatorJames Delingpole B efore I go on, can I just ask: do any readers share my concern about the scrawny bum on the girl on the new Nokia billboard poster ad? For those of you who...
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The neocon con
The SpectatorTaki T o West Point, where the Black Knights, as the cadets are known among American football types, are slaughtered by the ‘Falcons’ of the Airforce Academy. But sitting in...
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Jagged edges
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T he last mile or so back to her flat was punctuated at 50-yard intervals by speed bumps purposely designed to punish drunks in late-night cabs. I had my head...
Coup en Passant
The SpectatorBrian Senior A fairly common play technique is the Coup en Passant. The fancy French name hides a pretty simple technique. Declarer attempts to make her small trumps by leading...
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How to boil an egg
The SpectatorJuliet Nicolson on why kids need to learn cookery at school F rom the age of 13 I was famous for my three-course dinners. As the daughter of a recently divorced and newly...
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Fatal attraction
The SpectatorSelina Mills on how she lost her soul to shoes T he first inkling that my life was about to change came when I mentioned casually over lunch to some acquaintances that I was off...
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Cultural renaissance in China’s Venice
The SpectatorTessa Keswick celebrates the return of I.M. Pei to his home town, Suzhou W hen the October moon was at its fullest I travelled from Shanghai to nearby Suzhou, the capital of...
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W e have two Christmas offers this month, both from top-ranking
The Spectatorwine merchants. The first is by Lay & Wheeler. Nearly all the wines have been reduced by 10 per cent (with free delivery); there are further discounts if you buy more than one...
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Eye screams
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING A t Shrewsbury School a couple of weeks ago, with nice ceremony, they opened a swish new indoor cricket centre alongside what Neville Cardus once called ‘the most...
Dear Mary
The SpectatorQ. Several weeks ago I was asked to keep clear a date in November for a surprise 60th birthday party. In anticipation I purchased a carefully chosen and expensive gift which,...