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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorC onservatives fared badly in local elec- tions, losing 890 seats overall, while the Labour Party showed a net gain of 490 and the Liberal Democrats and the Raving Loony Parties...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorCaptain Ashdown leads his cosmic forces into the New Age NOEL MALCOLM I t is hard to believe everything one reads in the newspapers, but I make a special effort with the...
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DIARY
The SpectatorT his time last week local election fer- vour rose to nearly room temperature in our neck of the woods. We did not receive any canvassers personally, though I know several...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorAll the news you want to read AUBERON WAUGH I n the course of 1970 I was writing weekly or fortnightly columns in six places — The Spectator, the Sun, the News of the World,...
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HE'S NOT DEAD, YET
The SpectatorAnthony Daniels laments that Marx's philosophy is still destroying minds and nations, despite exaggerated reports of its death THE repudiation of communism in East- ern Europe...
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VERY LIKE A QUAYLE
The SpectatorStephen Robinson finds that adversity has enhanced the vice-president's popularity Washington FOR most of last weekend and well into midweek, the American television net-...
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TOUJOURS LA BLAGUE
The SpectatorJ. B. Kelly finds that living in south-west France is anything but paradise Marssac-sur-Tarn RURAL France, as everyone knows by now (and if they don't, they have not been...
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THE LEFT HAS FOUND A MARTYR
The SpectatorJames de Candole dismisses claims of a witch-hunt in Czechoslovakia THE CASE of Jan Kavan, the former Czech dissident named in the Czechoslo- vak parliament as a secret police...
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VIDEO NIGHT IN UTTAR PRADESH
The SpectatorWilliam Dalrymple discovers a new medium and message on India's hustings New Delhi THE truck arrived soon after darkness had fallen and the cicadas had begun to grind. The...
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THINNING OUT THE MENTAL PORRIDGE
The SpectatorSimon Helfer thinks the Conservative Party is choosing its candidates in the wrong way IN HIS biography of Mr Major, Mr Ed- ward Pearce recalls how the Prime Minis- ter won...
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`DEAR SPONSOR'
The SpectatorVicki Woods on her surprise at acquiring an African child SOME years ago, my husband began to receive letters from a foreign part; letters he was careful to crumple up and hurl...
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GENIUS IN CHECK
The SpectatorDavid Norwood finds gentlemanly English ideas of education holding back Grandmasters like himself IT MUST be related to what we term the `English Disease'. It has permeated...
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STILL A SLUM
The SpectatorSandra Barwick visits one of hundreds of run-down estates denied available money SLUMS no longer exist. Like the words beggar, cripple or lunatic, slum has been dropped by the...
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Unlettered
The SpectatorA reader received the following letter from a firm in Santander: Dear Sir, I remittance them the datum that You to do demand with the desire of to please resulting the selfsame...
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If symptoms persist...
The SpectatorLAST WEEK, my prison doctor friend was struck down by one of those myste- rious illnesses (viral, or course) which afflict working men when they want to go to the races, and I...
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POOR PROSPECTS FOR POSH PAPERS
The SpectatorThe press: Paul Johnson surveys the chilly outlook for quality nationals AP 1 ER the big profits and the heady expansion of the post-Wapping revolution years, gloom has...
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Sir: John Pilger and David Munro cite my work in
The SpectatorJane's Defence Weekly in your issue of 20 April during the course of their rebuttal to Derek Tonkin's article, The apotheosis of pilgerism'. My research on the subject of covert...
Early Federasts
The SpectatorSir: As a former eurocrat I enjoyed Ian Buruma's article, 'Britain against the Federasts' (13 April) and agree fully with his Portuguese driver that money is mainly the...
LETTERS Jane knows best
The SpectatorSir: Do we take Derek Tonkin seriously? As he's an unofficial voice of the Foreign Office, I suppose we have to. In his latest letter (4 May) Tonkin still can't get it right...
Uncomfortable sex
The SpectatorSir: Vicki Woods' article on the sex- obsessive tabloids was admirable as far as it went, but she did not reach any conclu- sions. The fact of the matter seems to be, and this...
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The truth about Crete
The SpectatorSir: My attention has been drawn to Nigel Clive's review of Antony Beevor's book Crete in your issue of 4 May. One of the themes in Antony Beevor's book is that my father,...
A Prince among men
The SpectatorSir: Mr Wilson's reference to Prince Charles (Diary, 20 April) was pompous, snide and shabby, and above all cowardly. He rings the bell and runs — probably sniggering at his own...
Cash gives credit
The SpectatorSir: May I add a postscript to Jeffrey Bernard's tribute to the generosity of Graham Greene (Low life, 13 April)? Some years back, in the summer before starting university, I...
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Less not Moore
The SpectatorSir: Charles Moore suggests that I 'get published now and again by dint of writing to every publication the entire time'. (Another voice, 6 April). This is quite untrue and...
Snafus
The SpectatorSir: I was sorry to see that your reviewers, Richard Lamb (March 30), whom I have admired as a valuable researcher and historian of World War II and its political antecedents,...
Gate-ball gusto
The SpectatorSir: It is not surprising that Roy Jenkins (Books, 13 April) found the Emperor of Japan knowledgeable about croquet. Hiro- hito would not have needed a brief from his Court...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorResisting most temptations Rupert Christiansen GOETHE: THE POET AND THE AGE, VOLUME I, THE POETRY OF DESIRE by Nicholas Boyle OUP, £25, pp. 807 T he British, I think, long ago...
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Not quite forging the links
The SpectatorFiona Maddocks MOZART AND VIENNA by H. C. Robbins Landon Thames & Hudson, f16.95, pp. 208 S ome books are bad because they are badly written. Some are bad because, to put it no...
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A word to the whys
The SpectatorBryan Appleyard THEORIES OF EVERYTHING: THE QUEST FOR ULTIMATE EXPLANATION by John D. Barrow OUP, f14.95, pp.234 T he strange and apparently unstoppable success of Stephen...
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Yonder peasant, who is he?
The SpectatorAnthony Powell PEOPLE OF TODAY edited by Patricia Ellis, Juliet Hine and David Williamson Debrett, f90, pp.2125 T his volume is introduced with a mis- cellany of promotional...
The Intruders
The SpectatorWhen people whom we should not know but do know, come through the wall and give advice which we did not ask them for, and when the room contracts into a cubicle then playfully...
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The battle of all mothers
The SpectatorAnita Brookner THE BATTLE FOR CHRISTABEL by Margaret Forster Chatto & Windus, f13.99, pp. 266 T he tone of Margaret Forster's last novel, Have the Men Had Enough?, was jus-...
Destroyers off Oman
The SpectatorMore mongrel than whippet, their raked line Top-heavied by equipment, they slide off Our TV screens into silver horizons we have To imagine. Though siblings, they confine...
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Sheltering from the revolution
The SpectatorPhilip Mansel JUNIPER HALL by Linda Kelly Weidenfeld & Nicolson, £18.95, pp. 137 T he French émigrés included some of the ablest men of their day. Prodigies such as Talleyrand,...
Father, son and family ghosts
The SpectatorFrederic Raphael PATRIMONY by Philip Roth Cape, £13.99, pp.238 J ews also have fathers. Sometimes they survive the women who, according to the mythology, both sustain and...
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Truth about Olivier stranger as faction
The SpectatorAnthony Holden CURTAIN by Michael Korda Chapman, £14.99, pp. 416 0 n the first page of Curtain we learn that Lord (Robby) Vane is England's greatest actor and first theatrical...
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Paris through
The Spectatoran artist's eyes John Jolliffe DAVID GENTLEMAN'S PARIS by David Gentleman John Curtis /Hodder & Stoughton, £25, pp. 192 D avid Gentleman's book is a satisfying and strongly...
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The resigned charm of a very cross-section
The SpectatorLiliana Brisby RUSSIAN VOICES by Tony Parker Cape, f15.99, pp. 481 H alf a century ago Winston Churchill admitted that he was baffled by Russia: it was 'a riddle wrapped in a...
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ARTS
The SpectatorMuseums Pay and display James Hamilton on the revamping of the Natural History Museum A year after its corporate plan split the scientific and museum worlds, the Natural...
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Pop music
The SpectatorA dedicated lot Marcus Berkmann Y ou can tell that Alison Moyet is an altogether more cheerful and confident soul these days, and not just by listening to her new album....
Opera
The SpectatorKing Priam (Grand Theatre, Leeds) Bring on the dancing girls Rupert Christiansen O pera North's heady run of success continues. It is currently looking by far the strongest...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Plough and the Stars (Young Vic) Harps and guns Christopher Edwards H ere is an excellent revival of one of Sean O'Casey's seldom performed plays. O'Casey provided in his...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorVictor Pasmore (Serpentine Gallery, till 27 May) 15 June) Mind over matter Giles Auty A dmirers of the life's work of Victor Pasmore tend to claim a unity for it which mere...
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Cinema
The SpectatorMoody and magnificent Gabriele Annan T he Ballad of the Sad Café has a classy input: the original story by Carson McCullers rates as literature, not pulp. The producer is...
Television
The SpectatorSpy wars Martyn Harris I n Robert Cecil's biography of the spy Donald Maclean, he observes that when Maclean was at the British Embassy in Washington it was probably his...
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High life
The SpectatorGentleman player Taki ack in the good old days of the late Fifties, I lived in a charming house off the Avenue Foch, in gay Paree. Its name was La Residence du Bois, and it was...
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Low life
The SpectatorIn deep water Jeffrey Bernard I am on the move yet again at the end of the month. What I need is a road manager. As far as accommodation is concerned the past five years have...
New life
The SpectatorLarger than life Zenga Longmore I was ushered into the dressing-room of the American opera star, who has received ecstatic reviews for his portrayal of Husky Miller. Gregg...
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1190 111pRIEU
The SpectatorFood and Drink Exhibition NEVER mind what Norman Lamont or the CBI say: the fact is that you just know we're in the middle of a serious economic recession when the big story at...
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CHESS
The SpectatorMag trade Raymond Keene I t is remarkable what can be found in the byways of the three top English language chess magazines — New in Chess, the British Chess Magazine and...
claVAS R EGA
The Spectator12 YEAR OLD COMPETITION SCOTCH WHISKY 1 . .11117AS 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY Garden of verses Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1675 you were in- vited to write a poem, suited...
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Solution to 1005: Pentecs
The SpectatorThe unclued across lights yield the names of three fictional detectives, and the unclued down ones the names of their respective authors/ creators. Winners: Mrs A. D. Gill,...
CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary — ring the word `Dictionary') for the first three correct solutions...
No. 1678: Sonnet for a Picture
The SpectatorThis is the title of a real poem with the following rhyme-scheme: gasp, ache, make, asp, grasp, bake, cake, hasp, abo- minable, woes, nose, spell, sews, hell. You are invited to...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorClough's the man Frank Keating A CITY chap said on the radio the other day that if British business was run by a gabble of Brian Cloughs then our manufac- turing would have...