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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorPeter Mandelson has visited Disneyland to get ideas for his Dome ler Scottish newspapers decided that the law in that country allowed them to publish the name of Jack Straw, the...
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The Spectator1706; Fax 0171-242 0603 ELECTED SOCIAL WORKERS T ony Blair is a generous fellow. This week he is reported to be about to increase the amount of taxpayers' money that goes to...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorEven Mr Patten couldn't make the long grass work this time BRUCE ANDERSON But the Hagueites were justified as well as tactically astute in segregating Mr Pat- ten. Chris...
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DIARY JOHN HUMPHRYS
The Spectatorter half a century of suffering I believe I have finally cracked it: the ideal Christmas holiday. The secret lies in the things one does not do. Remember, where Christmas is...
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SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL
The SpectatorPR is the profession of the decade. But, says Jenny McCartney, the industry may be on the point of self-destruction IN EVERY decade, one profession emerges to lay claim to...
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GOING THEIR WAY
The SpectatorMark Steyn complains that Kennedy deaths aren't what they used to be New Hampshire `YOU have to wonder if it's something in the genes,' said the veteran Time magazine man,...
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Second opinion
The SpectatorI REMEMBER, with all the vagueness with which the human memory is so infuriatingly endowed, that I was once taught the elements of the science of ecology. It seemed to involve...
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PHOTO FINISH
The SpectatorPost-Diana, reports William Cash, the paparazzi have fallen on hard times Klosters THE last time I was in Klosters, back in January 1992, when I was sent out by the Daily...
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THE GREAT CONDON COVER-UP
The SpectatorMetropolitan Police Commissioner, Sir Paul Condon, is preventing crime stories from reaching the press, says Kelvin MacKenzie A CRIME reporter I have known for more than a...
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Mind your language
The Spectator`Very in-your-face,' said the man on Radio Three about the music for River- dance, the popular entertainment. Yes, three days into the New Year and up had popped one of the...
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BROWN NOSING
The SpectatorThe Chancellor's claims that the workfare state is an Old Labour idea, says Robert Taylor, are a fraudulent sop to the Left GORDON Brown, the 'iron' Chancellor, is as much the...
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`From status to contract' was printed as `from status to
The Spectatorcontrast' in Roy Jenkins's article on Baldwin in our last issue. This was the result of a transmission error for which the author was not responsible. •
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorRemembering the other Companions of Honour whom Stalin murdered PAUL JOHNSON I t is already horribly clear that, in impor- tant moral respects, the new Labour gov- ernment is...
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Banker bet
The SpectatorBARCLAYS always did things differently. Thirty years ago it was opening up in Cali- fornia, swallowing Martins, bidding for Lloyds, bringing in Barclaycard — the other banks...
Monopoly money
The SpectatorEUROPE'S governments now have a scheme of their own. They mean to stamp out competition in money. They intend to issue a brand new paper currency, and to give it a monopoly...
Boutros flies in
The SpectatorBOONDOGGLE fanciers should keep their eyes on the seventh arrondissement in Paris, where a promising newcomer is look- ing for a home. On New Year's Day it acquired a...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorGold is on your side, and governments aren't, so keep it under your rice-patch CHRISTOPHER FILDES G old stands by you when governments fail you. The Thais and Koreans have...
True to life
The SpectatorI LOVE it when our great insurance com- panies run true to form. This is the time of year when the life offices declare their bonuses, and General Accident, followed by the...
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LETTERS Lordly censorship
The SpectatorSir: Most people will by now be aware what motivates a top Tory like Lord Gilmour to resent my work on British 20th-century his- tory (Letters, 20/27 December). Now he denounces...
Limerick completed
The SpectatorSir: I am reluctant to take issue with such an eminent fellow Antipodean as Mr Humphries (Diary, 20/27 December), but I must point out that the 'unfinished' limer- ick which he...
Big bangs
The SpectatorSir: May I be pedantic and correct Mr Simon Hoggart's use of the phrase 'shag- ging like a belt-fed wombat'(Television, 20/27 December). In fact he correct military idiom is `to...
Poetic licence
The SpectatorSir: It apparently takes one 'poet' to spot another CA not very Franco account', 3 January.) In As I Walked Out One Midsum- mer Morning, Laurie Lee's charming evoca- tion of his...
Waste of space
The SpectatorSir: I've never heard of Sion Simon (`Turn- coats, traitors, cowards', 20/27 December), but he's obviously made little progress beyond elementary lessons in diatribe. Frankly,...
Reals of fantasy
The SpectatorSir: This old hound has sat mum for months through Paul Johnson's baroque barkings over the Aitken and Hamilton cases. But every dog must have his day and Paul almost got...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorA revolution under way Hugh Lawson-Tancred HOW THE MIND WORKS by Steven Pinker Allen Lane, £25, pp. 660 D o you enjoy the view of a well laid- out park, a gently undulating...
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Father of a thousand beards
The SpectatorRichard West T he Argentine cult of the tragic victim may have begun in 1935 with the death in a plane crash of Carlos Gardel, the tango composer whose mournful songs spread...
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Oh, Jo, where did you go?
The SpectatorJane Gardam BIG WOMEN by Fay Weldon Flamingo, £12.99, pp. 345 T his novel is such quintessential Weldon that you feel that you must have read it before. Let it be said that you...
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Not
The Spectatorrun-of-the- Robert Rhodes James WHEN THE GRASS STOPS GROWING by Carol Mather Leo Cooper, f2I.95, pp. 248 I must frankly confess that when I was a parliamentary colleague of...
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THE SPECTATOR BOOKSHOP
The SpectatorBook of the Week How the Mind Works by Steven Pinker Spectator Reader Discount £22.50 + FREE p&p REDUCED FROM RRP £25.00 Please quote SF001 when ordering All the books reviewed...
Ruff and tumble
The SpectatorAnne Somerset UNICORN'S BLOOD by Patricia Finney Orion, £16.99, pp. 454 H istorical novels make me uneasy. All too often the juxtaposition of established fact with invention,...
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An ideal companion
The SpectatorRichard Shone SOUNDINGS by Anita Brookner Harvill, £16.99, pp. 214 T hose of us of a certain age who remember Anita Brookner as an art histo- rian before she became the premier...
Clerihew Corner
The SpectatorThe reputation of the poet Spenser Couldn't be immenser, Yet those who have finished his Faerie Queene Are very few and far between. James Michie
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An embarrassment of choice
The SpectatorRobin Denniston THE ROMAN OPTION by William Oddie HarperCollins, £16.99, pp. 256 T he Roman option is, or was, one inter- esting reaction to the decision of the Church of...
My old man was a handful
The SpectatorJohn Michell PARADISE FEVER by Ptolemy Tompkins Bloomsbury, £12.99, pp. 286 P tolemy has a remarkable father, Peter Tompkins, who drove him crazy while pro- viding the...
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When the wheels come off
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann R ock stars these days have all the advantages, which may be why so few of them are of much interest as human beings. If the rock biography has become debased...
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ARTS
The Spectator`Through a verbal hedge backwards' The novels of Henry James may seem dense and unreadable, but Selina Mills urges us to try again In heaven there'll be no algebra No learning...
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Impatience on a monument
The SpectatorPeter Carrier on how Berliners cannot agree on plans to build a memorial to Holocaust victims N early every street or square in Berlin bears the scars of 20th-century history:...
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Theatre
The SpectatorPeter Pan (National) Flights of fancy Sheridan Morley A ong with no other theatregoer I have ever met above the age of ten, I have all my life believed that J.M. Barrie's...
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Cinema
The SpectatorThe Jackal (PG, selected cinemas) Global terror Mark Steyn B ack in 1973, it was The Day of the Jackal. But they've simplified the title, and just about everything else. In...
Music
The SpectatorWhere was Byrd? Peter Phillips T he guessing game of what famous con- temporaries would have said to each other if they had met is a good one for long dark nights. A...