7 OCTOBER 2000, Page 75

No. 2159: Blair-bashing

It doesn't matter how you voted at the last election (I plumped for Labour); it is irre- sistibly tempting to kick a prime minister when he is down. So let's have a verse lam- poon on Tony Blair (maximum 16 lines). Entries to 'Competition No. 2159' by 19 October.