4 MAY 1991, Page 44

No. 1677: Your very own Rev.

I have been shown a staff memo in which the company announces the arrival of an 'industrial chaplain', 'a listening ear out- side the management structure . . . Catch him when you see him as he goes about the building or relaxes in a local hostelry. . Suffice it to say that the memo would be treasured by Alan Bennett. You are in- vited to produce an imaginary manage- ment memo conveying such good news (maximum 150 words). Entries to 'Com- petition No. 1677' by 17 May.