29 APRIL 1978, Page 18

Less Greek

Sir: Me poor Greek ignorant. You big English egghead. You pliss say to learned Swiss Alastair Forbes no spend so much time thinking of royals but more time learning write short declarative sentences so poor ignorant Greek can understand. Also pfiss ask why big king Michael fight so hard against Nazi but take easy dive against Russians?

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