28 JULY 1984, Page 36

Competition

No. 1331: Pi-jaw

Set by Jaspistos: Apparently Leeds United have a chaplain whose duties include 'giv- ing talks on drink, sex, gambling, that sort of thing'. You are invited to provide an extract from a talk to a sporting team by its spiritual adviser, with or without verbal participation by the team members. Max- imum 150 words. Entries to 'Competition No. 1331' by 10 August.