27 JUNE 1970, Page 5

The polls

CHRISTOPHER HOLLIS

Oh the polls are a flop So let's laugh like a drain.

Oh, the polls are a flop And they'd best shut up shop And not have them again.

The pollsters all wrote How the voters must vote,

But, though told how they'd got to,

They all preferred not to.

Oh. the polls have gone pop

And they gave us a pain.

They're an absolute flop So let's laugh like a drain.