26 NOVEMBER 1988, Page 32

Mrs Currie's parts

Sir: I noted with horror that Mrs Edwina Currie carries no fewer than three organ donor cards. My instant reaction was to design myself a 'Recipient Card', carrying the legend, 'I don't want any of Mrs Currie's bits, thank you very much'.

I asked my local printer to quote, but he said he was not interested in such a short print run. I fear he has missed a great opportunity.

S. C. Applebee 33 Rodney Gardens, Pinner,

Middlesex