23 MAY 1987, Page 67

No. 1475: Worse than gnomes

Columnists frequently offer ingenious, loony and horrible suggestions as to how to brighten up interior decoration. You are invited to offer bad-taste advice on 'impro- ving' the garden. Maximum 150 words. Entries to 'Competition No. 1475' by 5 June.

The top winner of this and the next 11 competitions will receive a bonus bottle of 904 Gran Reserva 1970 from La Rioja Alto, through the kindness of David Balls, Wines from Spain.