23 JUNE 1990, Page 25

Titanticipation

Sir: In a recent issue (Low life, 19 May) Jeffrey Bernard gave it as his opinion that once you have seen two or three tits you have seen them all. Has he forgotten that the bosom he fondled last night is as nothing to the one he hopes to fondle tonight? He must be getting old.

K. Sima

14 Kingsley Way, Exeter, Devon