Luck of the draw
I'M in the final. Just look at this exciting envelope, with its shiny sticker. '000,000', it says. 'Double money draw. Remove silver security label immediately. Final round documents for Mr C. Fildes. You could win one of these brand-new cars. . . ' All I have to do is stick the labels to the docu- ments and stuff them in the envelopes (enclosed) and post them, quickly. Oh, yes, and there's something about a delayed direct-debit instruction. This is the kind of promotional come-on that the Consumers' Association would be denouncing if any- body else had sent it out. It promotes Which?, the CA's magazine. I look forward to the Which? survey on prize draws.