18 JUNE 1983, Page 32

Competition

No. 1274: Settling the account Set by et Jaspistos: After a lifetime of end ing a mutually antipathetic relationship with your bank manager you win a huge sum on the pools. Your letter to him transferring your account elsewhere is a masterpiece of revenge de haut en bas. You are invited to supply such a letter either as you would like to write it or as Dr Johnson might have done (maximum 120 words). Entries to 'Competition No. 1274' by

1 Through the generosity of Mrs John Boethius MacClancy, to whom I owe the idea, the top winner of this competition will receive three bottles of Muscadet de Sevre et Maine (domaine-bottled).